Die Painfully.

Bedagg put this up first. Then Killah Cam. Then McAwesome. I think it’s my solemn & sworn internet duty to follow suit. I present to you, my two and a half readers, my life according to my shuffled music.

1. What do your friends think of you?
“I Don’t Want to Be Alone” by Billy Joel.
My friends know me well, apparently.

2. If someone says, “Is this okay?” You say?
“Pick My Gun Up [Skit]” by R.A. the Rugged Man.

If you’ve heard this track from R.A.’s 2004 album “Die, Rugged Man, Die,” you’ll know it’s especially fitting.

 

3. How would you describe yourself?
“Censored” by Agnostic Front.
The Man is tryin’ to keep me quiet and docile, BUT I WON’T BE SILENCED.

 

4. What do you like for in a guy/girl?
“Everything Louder Than Everything Else” by Meat Loaf.

That’s my B. I don’t know anybody else who can make causing a scene in public an endearing trait.

 

5. How do you feel today?
“Drown in my Own Tears” by Ray Charles.
More like “How do you feel EVERYday! Ha Ha Ha! (Seriously, though.) Also: Wow, iPod. Way to put salt in the wound, huh?

 

6. What is your life’s purpose?
“Dry Clean Only” by Mitch Hedberg.

It’s the only thing that matters.

 

7. What is your motto?
“I Will Dare” by the Replacements.

My motto was written by a group of self-sabotaging, degenerate alcoholics. That fits.

 

8. What do you think about very often?
“Alone” by Sick of It All.

iPod is just twistin’ that knife.

 

9. What is 2 + 2?
“City Under Siege” by the Geto Boys.

I don’t get this question, but that doesn’t matter. The Geto Boys rule.

 

10. What do you think of your best friend?
“Something Wicked” by 2Pac.

THUG LIFE.

11. What do you think of the person you like?
“Something Beyond” by Bl’ast!.
B is from space, I guess?

 

12. What is your life story?
“Cool Confusion” by the Clash.
That about sums it up.

 

13. What do you want to be when you grow up?
The Day the Niggaz Took Over by Dr. Dre
BEST ANSWER EVER.

 

14. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
“Rose of my Heart” by Johnny Cash.
Awwwww.

 

15. What will you dance to at your wedding?
“Ride Your Pony” by the Fleshtones.

Good pick, iPod. Well played.

 

16. What will they play at your funeral?
“9th & Hennepin” by Tom Waits
I’m going to have the most unsettling funeral ever.

 

17. What is your hobby/interest?
Boomboxes and Dictionaries by the Gaslight Anthem.

HELL YEAH.

 

18. What is your biggest fear?
“It’s Not Funny Anymore” by Hüsker Dü.

Everything funny forever.

19. What is your biggest secret?
“Product of my Environment” by the Circle Jerks.
Not much of a secret, is it?

 

20. What do you think of your friends?
“Le nul parfait” by Morbid Fiesta.
Ha Ha Harsh! Seriously, though; I love you guys. No, really.

 

21. What will you post this as?
“Die Painfully” by Witches With Dicks.

You’re right! I will!